


Pre Lunch Delirium

by Prongs Riptide



Category: Umbrella Academy
Genre: Adventure, Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-01-07
Updated: 2010-04-10
Packaged: 2013-10-02 20:50:44
Rating: T
Chapters: 3
Words: 588
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5647905/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1349703/Prongs-Riptide
Summary: In the middle of a war-zone, deep in the jungle. Number 5 unleashes the killer in him, once again proving his uncanny ability. Suddenly mom appears! Guess what happened all along? Rated T for possible gore in later chapter/s





	1. Crackles, Snaps and Pops

It was one of those days again…

"_What are you waiting for? Hurry! Double time! Chop-chop!"_ Mom called out.

I didn't really feel like having lunch today, in fact- I think I had just eaten... Or maybe not.

Then again, I was too busy living in my own world to tell…

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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

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"_Number five, can you hear me?_"

A voice buzzed out of the almost obsolete walkie-talkie as I hid behind a bush, hoping that my size would conceal me.

"_Number five..?"_

The voice called out, I couldn't get to it right now- the goal was to remain hidden. I could hear the signal was worsening as moments passed, the radio producing more crackles, snaps and pops.

"_**NUMBER FI-"**_

The voice suddenly disappeared. Either the reception was bad, or we were in big trouble.

The prospect of Occam's razor suddenly popped up- "entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity; therefore the best solution would be the simplest one."

With that in mind, it could only mean that-

_The enemies were near…_

If no one took any action, we'd all be toast before teatime.


	2. Speak of the Devil!

Disclaimer: UA, its characters, its universe belongs to the fantabulous Gerard Way! Story's mine, though. :D

WOW! I'm ecstatic some people actually read my story! I was honestly not expecting that. So, thanks so much IzzydaWolfeGrrl! To be honest, I wasn't sure on how to end it. It was originally going to be a two-shot. I figured it'd be more fun if I did more than two! The ending (of the story) might be really anticlimactic for you, though. But, here's the second chap! Enjoy.

**KACHOW!**

As soon as I thought it-

**SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!**_They're here!_

I tried running, but I ended up standing on a huge, white rock. Unfortunately, they caught up with me, surrounding me albeit hiding behind bushes.

I tried hard not to show any emotion. I forbid fear to consume me…

"_Weapons at the ready "_ One softly whispered, god knows what they were about to do next.

They all had their weapons ready; I didn't really understand why they were still hiding behind the bushes. They knew that I felt their presence, so if they wish to surprise me, they've already failed. Another one of the unknown adversaries led a countdown.

I'm five years old, what was I supposed to do? One thing's for sure, I would NEVER bow down in capitulation.

Suddenly, the most bizarre thing happened.


	3. Guard Down

**BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM**

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I dodged every single bullet aimed at me. I took my knife out- I even managed to slice some of them in half! This was truly astonishing. My foes equally dumbfounded, dropped their weapons and merely gaped.

I snickered and gave myself a little simper of triumph. I felt good, I felt inhuman.

I brought every single one of my enemies down, or so I thought. Tired, I hurriedly pant to catch my breath. I slowly put my knife down and sit on the rock I found myself standing on. Suddenly, I heard a presence in the bushes.

_It's coming closer…_

Sun Tzu has said in the Art of War that you must make your enemy believe that you are unaware of his presence. I was going to do that.

Here he comes; I can feel him.

**Step by step…**

I suddenly turn around and give a yelp of horror.

Everything blurs and fades.


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